Don’t worry if you don’t get it because it’s a local joke from where I was born.
It’s about two men who won the lottery, a huge amount of money: Aynuk and Ayli.
They got a bit bored, so Aynuk said to Ayli, “Hey owr kid, why don’t we go up to London and have a good time?”
So off they went. After wandering around town for a while, Aynuk said to Ayli, “Hey owr kid, I am getting a bit hungry, how about something to eat then?”
They came to a pie shop. In they went. Aynuk said to the man behind the counter, “How much are them pies then?”
Man behind the counter said, “Watcha mate, five quid each then.”
Aynuk said, “Alright then” and paid for the pies.
After wandering around town eating the pies for a while they came to a huge, very posh car showroom. They saw Rolls-Royces.
Looking in the window, Aynuk said to Ayli, “Hey owr kid, them bit of alright, ain they? Let’s go and have a look.”
So in they went.
A very smart gentleman approached them, “Good afternoon gentlemen! May I help you?”
“Ah” said Aynuk, “how much is that red’n over there then?”
“It’s the top of the line model sir, that’s two hundred ninety three thousand seven hundred and sixty eight pounds.”
“Oo are, well, how much is the green one then?”
“That’s an identical model sir at an identical price.”
“Whatcha think then, Ayli? Shall we have ‘em?”
So they agreed to buy one each. With that Aynuk started to put his hand into the pocket and pull out huge amounts of money.
With that Ayli said, “Hey owr kid, steady on, be fair. It’s my turn, yow paid for the pies.”