Another golf story, very old one…
Jesus and Moses were playing golf. And on the fifth shot, it had to be played over a pond onto the green. When it came to Jesus’s turn, he took out a very short iron.
And Moses said to him, “You will never get the ball over the pond with that short iron. “
And Jesus said, “Listen, if Tiger Woods can do it, I can do it.”
So he took a shot. Plop…, the ball fell into the pond. He did that three times.
Every time Moses said, “You won’t get the ball over that pond with that iron.”
And Jesus said, “Tiger Woods did it, I can do it.”
Again, plop. That was his last ball.
So Jesus went to get his ball out of the pond. And of course, he walked over the top of the water.
Just then the next bunch of people came, saw Jesus walking on the water and said, “Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ or something?
And Moses says, “No, he thinks he is Tiger Woods.”